23-06-02
Strike One!
Loud-mouthed Jade has recieved her first official strike. After numerous warnings and last week's nomination ban, Jade has been reprimanded for - you guessed it - talking about nominations.
Jade has never been one to keep her mouth shut, and famously changes her mind about people every day. Best pal Adele became an arch enemy over the 'Wart-agate' fiasco, and only last week did Alex, who brought Jade to the rich side, receive a torrent of abuse from the Bermondsley nurse. Jade has been reprimanded by Big Brother for discussing nominations before, as well as giving wine to the poor side. The strike has been on the horizon for some time now - and Jade herself knew it.
'I know I shunt talk bout nom'nashuns bu' ay karn 'elpit' she explained.
Jade's strike follows hot on the heels of Jonny's recent strike for the hilarious midnight raid. Jonny, Kate and Spencer, all hiding under blankets, decided to risk a strike and cross the divide to get some food. The 29-year old fireman was selected to make the run, but was caught and had to report to the diary room almost immediately.
Fellow pauper Kate was the first to receive a strike when she and Spencer repeatedly crossed the divide on Sandy's last night. New-boy Tim has also received an official warning, the prelude to a strike, for telling PJ who had qualified for the World Cup in the badly-disguised 'Oh yeah, my friend's flights to France, Argentina and Italy were cancelled' code.
